We showed them European sissies how its done...

Screaming and wailing like naffs because a little horsey meat got in there lasagne and steaks...
SISSY'S!!!

It appears we have been quaffing down donkey, goat and buffalo in OUR spag bog...
As they say, Africa is not for sissy's...

wait, wait...
News just in
Australian journos have uncovered kangaroo and dingo meat being sold as lamb.
An interview with a farmer on ABC news...
Journo - so tell me mate, what ya think of this roo meat thing?
Farmer - whats that mate
Journo - aww no mate, they selling roo meat as lamb...
Farmer - (stunned silence)
Journo - whats up mate, put ya off yer barbie has it.
Farmer - you eat sheep....?
Journo, well yeah mate, everyone does
Farmer - (looking shocked and pale)
Journo - ha, oy mate, you not one of them sheep shaggers are yer, nice par of wellies you got there, oi, er mate, whats with the shotgun, hey, wait a minute, MATE!.... (transmission lost)

Smile, its nearly christmas...

Steve

- hope Phil reads this.